Fw: How's Your Day Going??

[David Newcomb]

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Date: Wednesday, February 16, 2000 9:50 PM
Subject: How's Your Day Going??


Read this- too Funny...(Some funny-Haha, and some funny peculiar

> >> >  1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal
> > >> >  after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was
> > >> $80,000. At a special
> > >> >  ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
> > >> animals were released back
> > >> >  into the wild amid cheers and applause from
> > >> onlookers. A minute later,
> > >> >  in full view, they were both eaten by a killer
> > >> whale.
> > >>
> > >> >  2. A psychology student in New York rented
> > >> >  out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag
> > >> him constantly and
> > >> >  study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he
> > >> snapped and beat her
> > >> >  repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally
> > >> retarded.
> > >>
> > >> >  3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made
> > >> >  an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record.
> > >> Suffering from the flu
> > >> >  he came down eight hours short of the 400 day
> > >> record, his sponsor had
> > >> >  gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his
> > >> phone and electricity had
> > >> >  been cut off.
> > >>
> > >> >  4. A woman came home to find her husband in
> > >> >  the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked
> > >> like a wire running
> > >> >  from his waist towards the electric kettle.
> > >> Intending to jolt him away
> > >> >  from the deadly current she whacked him with a
> > >> handy plank of wood by
> > >> >  the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
> > >> Until that moment he had
> > >> >  been happily listening to his walkman.
> > >>
> > >> >  5. Two animal rights protesters were
> > >> >  protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
> > >> slaughterhouse in Bonn,
> > >> >  Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
> > >> them, escaped through a
> > >> >  broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
> > >> hapless protesters to
> > >> >  death.
> > >>
> > >> >  And finally.......
> > >>
> > >> >  6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay
> > >> >  enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back
> > >> with "return to sender"
> > >> >  stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he
> > >> opened it and was blown to
> > >> >  bits.
> > >>
> > >> >  There now! Your day's not so bad, is it
> > >
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