More-You are a biker when.

[DAVE LEVY]

Someone sent me a suggested #17-
You know you are a biker when you dream of
setting up a cycling saddle as an ergonomic
work chair.





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Subject:  You are a biker when.




Received from a fellow cyclist. . .

You Know You're a Biker When...
(Original Author Unknown)
1. Any one of your bikes is worth more than your
car.
2. You choose an apartment solely on the basis
of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into
and how close the good roads/trails are.
3. Your bike rack is worth more than your car.
4. Your legs are tan only to mid-thigh.
5. The first thing you ask when you regain
consciousness is "How's my bike?"
6. You actually move farther from work so your
bike commute will be longer.
7. You mentally log every meal as "good food"
or "bad fuel".
8. You learn you have money left over after
paying bills and the first thing you do is reach
for the nearest bicycling catalog. (or log onto
your favorite bike website.)
9. 75% of the tools you own are from Park or
Campagnolo.
10. You dream of winning the lottery, and the
first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes
can that money buy?"
11. You can tell your significant other with a
straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn,
then take off and ride a century.
12. Someone in a car asks for directions and
you accidentally give them a route that includes
motor vehicle barriers or a route that bypasses
all freeways/busy roads (or is very scenic etc.).
13. You buy a car based on whether or not a
bike will fit in the trunk/back.
14. You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying
to jump your car over a pothole.
15. You know the distance of every point of
interest within 20 miles of your house as well as
the location of every pothole along the way.
16. You refuse to buy a couch because that
patch of wall space is taken up by your bikes.